friend ) A 5-year-old boy went
to visit his grandmother one
day. Playing with his toys in her
bedroom while grandma was
dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't
have a boyfriend now that
Grandpa's gone to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV
is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day
long. The religious programs
make me feel good and the
comedies make me laugh. I'm
happy with my TV as my
boyfriend." Grandma turned on
the TV, but the reception was
terrible. She started adjusting
the knobs, trying to get the
picture in focus. Frustrated, she
started hitting the back of the
TV set hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell
ring, so he hurried to open the
door and there stood Grandma's
local church minister. The
minister said, "Hello son, is your
Grandma home?" The little boy
replied, "Yeah, she's in the
bedroom banging her
boyfriend !" The minister fainted.
ha...ha...ha....
